jack made me laugh so much today and i was like ‘youve hurt my throat’ and oliver was like ‘thats what she said’ and i laughed again and threw up in front of everyone because a* at class and attractiveness
clavid: “Teardrops on my Guitar” is a song about paranormal encounters with a ghost named Drew that haunted Taylor as a child
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
ugly is ok did u not watch beauty and the beast???
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is